save your money

don't buy into fads.
fads are for fags.
remember shaggin is faggin

A lot of jive turkeys worry about paying for dinners

They have jobs.
 They have bills.
They are big girls.
They can take care of themselves.
They feed themselves every other day of the year why is now any different?
Is it there birthday?
Are they your wife?
Then she pays for herself.
The end.

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This film is a great insight into how I live my life.
Except I'm not a bitch like the main character.